Why yes I think of these things

 Hey y'all,

first of all id like to say...

I FINALLY got to watch last weeks duck dynasty..woohoo

"Hey, I'm so dope I'm illegal in 55 states" -Si

 

 

back to whats important.

 

I had an interesting thought with it being Easter this Sunday and all, has anybody ever thought....why is there a Easter "Bunny" umm last time I checked Bunny's don't lay eggs... you cant say you haven't questioned it. Well this is America we make things up all the time!

 

again...back to whats important

 

thought y'all might want to know whats been going on in my head this week...enjoy.

 

1. Nothing sucks more then the moment you realize your wrong
2. There is the need for a sarcasm font ...Ronnie get on that!!
3. Was learning cursive necessary?
4. I wish I could take back all those times I didn't want to take a nap when I was younger
5. HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO FOLD A FITTED SHEET
6. Google maps needs to start their directions on #5 I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood
7. I cant remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired
8. Bad decisions make good stories
9. There comes a time at work when you know you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day
10. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will NEVER wash this...EVER
11. I hate when I miss a call by the last ring, but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What did you do after I called? Drop the phone and run??
12. I keep peoples numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call
13. Freezers deserve a light as well
14. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet money on any given Friday or Saturday more kisses begin with Bud Lite than Kay
15. I wish google maps had an "avoid ghetto" routing option
16. I watch movies that I watched when I was little and realize I had no idea what the heck was going on
17. I would rather carry 10 over loaded plastic grocery bags in each hand then take 2 trips to the car
18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger
19. How many times should you say "what?" before you just nod and smile because you still cant understand a word someone says?
20.  There is no worse feeling then that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair to far back
21. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what I will always hate bicyclist
22. Sometimes I look at my phone 3 times and still don't know what time it is
23. People have trouble locating their car keys, finding their cell phone, and pinning the tail on the donkey, but I'd be dammed everyone can find the snooze button from 3 feet away in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, EVERY TIME

Well there you go. have a good Tuesday night!

holla

ash

 
 

 

 

 

 



Hello my beautiful blogger people!

First of all I hope every one had an awesome Friday!

Yesterday was the start of my work week after a couple days..well kind of a couple days off but I can't complain it was nice to sleep!

Suit&Tie anyone??

I be on my suit and tie shit

 

I have absolutely no idea why I decided to share this video but I like it.

 

So I'm a little sad because I missed Duck dynasty this week....usually I'd have a quote or video but that means double next week...yay!!!! and all the times they play reruns there hasn't been one on yet the times Ive actually had time to watch TV!  

ALSO

 

I think Its pretty funny that me and Ronnie are blogging at the same time right next to each other...weird.

 

Since I'm on the topic of music and Ive been going Pandora crazy for the past few days here's my top favorite songs .....for now

1. Suit and tie....obviously ^^
2. Thrift shop 
3. Pour it up
4. Another one
5. When I was your man

I didn't put who they are by so go google them...you'll like them promise!

 

Well ladies and gents im shutting this down for tonight! untill next time

Holla

ash.



what a weirdo!

I'm weird because:

• I pop only my right ankle about 5 million times a day
• I have to have at least 3 pillows when I sleep...they always end up on the floor 
• I cant eat pizza without garlic sause
• Getting eyeliner as a gift makes me happy
• I have to wear nail polish on my toes at all times...every season
• I can't sleep untill me room is clean
• I hate black socks
• I can eat a grilled cheese any time of the day
• I can only drink milk in the morning
• Birds scare me
• Clowns do to
• I have to sleep in complete darknenss
• I feel smart knowing random things
• I eat way to many donuts
• I go a little over board with the emoji's via text
• I dream about duck dynasty.....HEY!
• I let my phone get to 1% even if my charger is next to me
• I get excited way to much
• Im not normal when ive had a lot of sugar

Dont judge....someone loves me!
holla
ash.

Better days will come

Once again I've waited forever to make a new post. It's not that I don't have things to say...just always fall asleep as soon as I bring it up.

This week has been the longest week ever I've been going back and forth on if I wanted to say anything but maybe it will help me handle the situation better. My granny passed away last Monday and It just as hard as I thought it would be. I know everybody has their time to go and you will never know when that is. I miss her so much but knowing that she's not suffering anymore is the best feeling ever and kinda helps me get through the pain.

ON A HAPPIER NOTE:

Happy birthday to my Awesome boyfriend!! Even though it was last Friday I feel like I posted it on Facebook, tweeted about it, text him so I can't leave out blogging about it!! I didn't get to do any type of surprise this year because I simply didn't want to get caught and trust me I was risking it! There's always next year :)

Another thing:
It has rained for 3 days now all day! We went from 70 degrees to 30 degrees and a tsunami. My front yard looks like a pond!

Well nice talkin to ya :)
Holla
Ash.

the facts of life

Here are some random things you don't really need to know. Enjoy

*Rubber bands last longer if refrigerated*

*Peanuts are one ingredient in dynamite*

*There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar*

*The average persons left hand does 56% of the typing*
*A shark in the only fish that can blink with both eyes*

*There are more chickens then people in the world *

*Almonds are a member of the peach family*

*A tiger has striped skin not just striped fur*

* No word in the English language rhymes with purple, mouth, orange, or silver*

*A goldfish has the memory span of 3 seconds*

*A snail can sleep for 3 years*

*The electric chair was created by a dentist*

*Women blink nearly twice as much as men*

*The average person falls asleep in 7 seconds*
*A cat has 32 muscles in each ear*
*Its impossible to sneeze with your eyes open*
*A polar bears skin is black and their fur is not white its clear*
*"I am" is the shortest complete sentence in the English language*

 Well if you don't know, well now you know.

k.thanks.holla

ash

Work, sleep, and duck dynasty!

*Happy Sunday*

Finally I have my blog back! well It didn't go anywhere but.. Its been under construction for the past few days but thanks to Ronnie for helping me link stuff and my handy dandy html code skills...its crazy the stuff I didn't really care about in high school sticks in my brain the most....crazy!

 

take a minute and enjoy some Si.

so yea... Duck Dynasty...best show ever of all time! jack!!

 

I could watch the same show of duck dynasty over and over again and its STILL funny!!

 

ok. back to the business.

 

Not only has my blog been getting some work done, Ive been working like a crazy maniac this past week! first 40hr work week..I'm a grown up now....yay(says no one ever) but not going to lie Ive kinda enjoyed it in a weird way...I mean if I wasn't at work id be sitting at home doing nothing sooooo I guess its better then nothing. This is actually my 3rd attempt writing this blog I've fallen asleep the past 2 times.

 

This morning when I woke up I stared at my clock for a good 5 minutes wondering why it said 9am when my phone said 10am then it popped in my head...hey! the time moved forward...thank god I didn't have to be at work early...that would have been a bad time!

 

I feel like I have a ton to do this up coming week.....but can't really think of what....the 1st mission is operation "figure out what to get Ronnie for his bday" my mind goes blank every time.

 

well its about that time to get up *tears*

have an awesome Sunday!

 

holla.

 

ash.