Why yes I think of these things

 Hey y'all,

first of all id like to say...

I FINALLY got to watch last weeks duck dynasty..woohoo

"Hey, I'm so dope I'm illegal in 55 states" -Si

 

 

back to whats important.

 

I had an interesting thought with it being Easter this Sunday and all, has anybody ever thought....why is there a Easter "Bunny" umm last time I checked Bunny's don't lay eggs... you cant say you haven't questioned it. Well this is America we make things up all the time!

 

again...back to whats important

 

thought y'all might want to know whats been going on in my head this week...enjoy.

 

1. Nothing sucks more then the moment you realize your wrong
2. There is the need for a sarcasm font ...Ronnie get on that!!
3. Was learning cursive necessary?
4. I wish I could take back all those times I didn't want to take a nap when I was younger
5. HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO FOLD A FITTED SHEET
6. Google maps needs to start their directions on #5 I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood
7. I cant remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired
8. Bad decisions make good stories
9. There comes a time at work when you know you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day
10. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will NEVER wash this...EVER
11. I hate when I miss a call by the last ring, but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What did you do after I called? Drop the phone and run??
12. I keep peoples numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call
13. Freezers deserve a light as well
14. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet money on any given Friday or Saturday more kisses begin with Bud Lite than Kay
15. I wish google maps had an "avoid ghetto" routing option
16. I watch movies that I watched when I was little and realize I had no idea what the heck was going on
17. I would rather carry 10 over loaded plastic grocery bags in each hand then take 2 trips to the car
18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger
19. How many times should you say "what?" before you just nod and smile because you still cant understand a word someone says?
20.  There is no worse feeling then that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair to far back
21. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what I will always hate bicyclist
22. Sometimes I look at my phone 3 times and still don't know what time it is
23. People have trouble locating their car keys, finding their cell phone, and pinning the tail on the donkey, but I'd be dammed everyone can find the snooze button from 3 feet away in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, EVERY TIME

Well there you go. have a good Tuesday night!

holla

ash